Thursday, January 14, 2010

Besides giving a deep tissue massage and lightly kissing the back of the neck…?

…of the person in front of me, what else can I do while waiting in a long line at the bank?Besides giving a deep tissue massage and lightly kissing the back of the neck…?
Time is money, Tim - but you, my friend, are currently performing a valuable service there for nothing!


Why not turn your natural inclination to keep people's spirits up into a lucrative business venture? For example, were you to thus entertain customers as they wait to make a deposit at a sperm bank, I'd wager you could cut queueing time by half at the very least.


Come on, it's got to be worth a shot!Besides giving a deep tissue massage and lightly kissing the back of the neck…?
You know, I can do all of that for you, and you don't have to wait in line. *mrrroooow*


But if you insist, you could always sell bank robber notes and ski caps. $20 per set, altho I do recommend you sell them out of the trunk of your car. that way by the time you go in, the lines would be shorter.
Magic trick are cool. Card tricks and the like. You can also give foot massages, but you might have the tellers cutting in line in front of you. You can play games on your phone or ipod? Or just start sneezing and coughing and mentioning your recent trip to Mexico.
You can rub your *** against the person behind you.
Well, you could also perform a pornographic puppet show. Everyone loves puppets.
Stick a gun to their back, make them drain their bank account, then rob them at their car. Or, just get her (or him) to withdraw just enough to pay you for your services.
There's never a bad time to brush up on your pickpocket skills. Doing it in the bank should satisfy your healthy sense of irony.
NutsToButts
What bank is that? And give me a 5 min. head start, okay?
Play patty cake on their back.
Up the butt for twenty bucks! Pork 'em!
If it's me, a reach around ';massage'; would be nice.
yes
nibble my ears....
wow this sounds strangely like a text message I got earlier!!





R U in big rig right now? lol.





oooh where you bank. I'm switchin.

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